In an alternate Naruto universe, Kakashi Hatake is given a grand quest by the Sage of 6 Pervs, the God of Ecchi. While most of the cast gain strength through training, seals, tailed-beasts, or other dormant powers, Kakashi has the chance to gain it through certain...steamy encounters.

Does he have what it takes to complete the quest he was given? Will it be enough to bring back his lost love and former friend? Only one way to find out.

A/N: I had this idea and it seemed too funny not to go through with it. Please note that this is only loosely based on the original story and is an alternate universe entirely. I will outline the biggest changes in the first chapter but know that this is not a serious story, so please don't expect anything amazing from it.

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