Chapter 1: Transmigration
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Ugh... What happened?

Bearing with my aching head, I took in my surroundings. I found myself surrounded by a bunch of people and they seemed to be... walking in the same direction?

I quickly found that I, too, was walking automatically alongside them.

Damn it, I was just browsing Youtube a second before, how did I end up here? And who are these people?

As my headache cleared, I quickly found that everyone around me was wearing suits. However, what was strange was that all of them had a CCTV camera where their head should be.

Cameraman

Am I dreaming right now? Unless everyone in the city suddenly decided that suits and cameras were the new fashion statement, I had no idea what was happening right now.

Wait, I seem to recall something. As I continued marching down the road along with the rest of the crowd, I finally remembered why everything seemed kind of familiar.

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

How unlucky could I be! Out of every world I could be transported to, it had to be a world that was meant to be a joke.

Of course, the world I have been transported to is the "Skibidi Toilet" world. As can be inferred from the name of the series, it was clearly meant to be a joke. But now that I am actually here, I couldn't help feeling fear as I recalled what happens in the series. For a world meant to be a joke, death was a constant and plot armor does not exist.

Wait, if I was marching with them, doesn't that mean...

Looking down, sure enough, I was also wearing a suit. Damn it, I am a Cameraman too! Why does this have to happen...

As one of the cannon fodders in this series, my safety could certainly not be confirmed.

Wanting more information, I continued observing my surroundings. Behind this small squad of Cameraman, I could see several conventional looking armored trucks. Combined with the normal humans I spotted while marching down the city, I figured that it was still early in the series. Great, that means that there should be none of those overpowered enemies that appear later on in the series popping out in this battle.

Just then, I felt the atmosphere tense up. Looking straight ahead, I could see an army of Skibidi Toilets approaching.

Now, what are Skibidi Toilets? Imagine a human head sprouting out of a toilet bowl. Sounds comedic, but seeing an army of them in front of me in real life is really unnerving.

Skibidi Toilet

Their heads continuously twitched unnaturally as we approached each other. I quickly observed them as any information I gained could save my life. They seemed to come in three sizes. Most of the opposing army consisted of toilets that were only slightly taller than a meter, a few of them were three meters tall and finally, there was an eight-meter tall Skibidi Toilet at the back of the army.

{Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes!}

As they got closer, I began hearing their cacophony of singing, which pierced my ears and striked fear deep into my soul. I couldn't help but tremble. Just then, I felt a hand on my shoulder.

Looking to my side, I saw that a Cameraman had placed his hand on my shoulder and was giving me a thumbs up. Is he trying to reassure me? Unconsciously, I gave him a thumbs up in reply. I quickly calmed down.

As the fight was about to begin, I took a moment to take in my situation. So, I have been transmigrated to an entirely new world where people with electrical appliances for heads fight against toilet bowls with human heads growing out of them. Am I really about to join a war where anyone can die at any moment immediately after coming to this world?

I watched as a Cameraman who had been stationed on a building get thrown off of it by a Skibidi Toilet which had snuck up on him, which then proceeded to look at us snarkily. I couldn't help but let out a sigh as I finally made my decision.

Fuck it, we ball.

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